Monday, April 13, 2009

Most Annoying Celebrities


Most Annoying Celebrities (in no particular order):


1. Oprah - She tries to teach people how to stay thin when she can't do it herself.

- She has a cult-like following and in many cases her followers are more annoying than she is.

- Her ego is out of control.


2. Diddy (Sean Combs)

- Changes his name every couple of years to something dumber than than what it was before. (Puffy, Puff Daddy, Diddy, P Diddy, Stay Puff, Puffy McPufferson, Who's your Daddy)

- He continues to promote the delusion of the 'thug life' to poor uneducated black people helping to keep them in the never-ending cycle of broken homes, crime, and poverty.

- His ego is out of control.


3. Donald Trump

- His show is based around him being a really successful businessman when only a few years ago he was on the verge of bankruptcy. He is not a businessman, a real estate tycoon, he's just a TV star with a horrible comb over.

- He has a horrible comb over. Does he really think that people don't know he is bald?

- His ego is out of control.


4. Barbara Walters

- She created The View, enough said..

- Her questions are usually softballs, and when someone is in trouble, they want her as their interviewer.

- She has a speech impediment, pronouncing 'R' like 'W' and over pronounces her 'G.'

- Her ego is out of control.


5. Michael Jackson

- Even if he hasn't been convicted yet of molesting kids, he has a ranch devoted to kids, playing, and monkeys. It's creepy.

- Where is his nose?

- Why does he want to be white so bad?

- He was such a great singer, dancer, and performer when he was younger, but the fame and money made him crazy. What a waste.

- His ego is out of control.


6. I’m sure you can name others…

23 comments:

  1. Although I agree with the list above, but Britney Spear, Paris Hilton, and the black guy that wears the viking hat and the big clock around his neck trump all of those. I don't care how hot they are, or used to be, or whatever.....they suck at life and are a giant waste of space.

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  2. Please tell me you are not adding Flavor Flave to the list...are you kidding me???

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  3. I hope everyone agrees with me that Paris Hilton is not hot and never has been. Please add Dr. Phil to that list. After all, he did come out with the how to loose weight book and diet plan that did not work. Hello, he is overweight!!!! Plus his show it the new Jerry Springer.

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  4. Tyra Banks...she is just a freakin idiot...just watch any clips from her talk show.

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  5. She is going to be the new opera so she can be added to the list for sure

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  6. Sarah - I TOTALLY agree on all of your suggestions especially Flavor Flave - sorry jake

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  7. I absolutely despise any celebrity who uses their popularity to spout their own political or social agenda to the masses. I would not lose any sleep at night if Sean Penn, Tim Robbins, Susan Surandon, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, or any of those other "socially conscious" celebrities dropped dead. Big surprise, Justin wanting somebody dead, I know. But we would be so much better off without them. I am willing to sacrifice a Blockbuster movie or two if it meant those assclowns were gone.

    And Flava Flave makes me want to vomit and punch the people who like him in the face 25 times.

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  8. Amen (except for the second part)

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  9. Well said Justin, don't for get Mel Gibson for his whole breakdown thing.

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  10. The Kardashians. I don't even understand where the hell they came from? Who cares if Kim made a porno with her ex husband and then posed for playboy.Great! But why does the whole dead behind the eyes family have a show or life for that matter? On this topic I agree with Justin....they all should be put to death.

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  11. Alright!!! It warms my heart to see some of you coming around to my death-to-everyone-who-sucks ideals!

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  12. And Jake, it's Flava Flav. I'm surprised you didn't know that though since this guy seems to be an idol of yours...

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  13. Well that's embarrassing. There goes my biggest fan title.

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  14. Whether you're annoyed by Flava Flav or not, you have to love a particular scenario that happened on the first season of his reality show Flavor of Love. While addressing his new crop of soul-less skanks, one of them slipped away undetected. Undetected except for the fact that she left a cloud of gas that gagged half the girls and Flava Flav himself. Upon further investigation, Flav found that she had not been wearing panties and accidentally dropped a turd on the staircase on her way to the toilet. Priceless.

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  15. Now this is what I call a blog topic!!! Add Madonna, Brangelina, John Mayer and all the housewives of NYC.

    I also agree with everything above except Flava Flav. Give the guy a break. He is just trying to make a living.

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  16. The Flavor of Love episode where Pumpkin spit at New York would also go on the priceless list.

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  17. The Flavor of Love episode with Pumpkin spitting at New York would also go on the priceless list.

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  18. Sounds like Flava Flav is a family Fav.

    Kevin

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  19. Mom, I don't think I've ever been more disappointed in you. Really, you not only admit to watching that show but also have the guts to reference it as something funny?!?!

    I think you were born in the wrong generation.

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  20. I hate Ben Afleck. The only times he is good in movies is when he is playing the guy everybody hates (Dazed and Confused).

    I also find Julia Roberts extremely annoying. Her acting and looks are both extremely overrated. I have a hard time liking any movie she is in. The only movie of hers I liked was the one where her husband was beating her the whole time!

    The Olson Twins -- has there ever been a larger margin between talent and money made. Britney Spears is the closest I can think of and it's not even close.

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  21. I couldn't agree more with the Olson Twins, proof that the American dream is still alive and well

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  22. I'm going to have to add Tom Cruise to this list. He and his Scientology are GAY!! I'm sure we all remember when he first “fell” for Katie Holms and spazzed out on Oprah jumping up on the couch mid-interview!

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  23. Flava Flav is not a family favorite.


    But Mom should publish her List of people she doesn't like. It includes most people already mentioned here, but we're missing her colorful commentary

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