Monday, April 20, 2009

River Time



Man, Monday's really make me want to go to the river. I can't wait for the first one of the year. There is nothing better than arriving at the river, making your first drink, and plopping down on your tube in the freezing cold water. It's too hot laying on the tube in the sun, but too cold to actually get in the water. Everyone reeks of BO and sunscreen. This year will be even better with us anchoring in front of the house because bathroom, A/C, food, and beer breaks will be no problem. It's going to be great.

9 comments:

  1. If you have ever been right about anything in your life, it is your third sentence of this blog. The first Lone Star Light, or Diet Coke and Whiskey, or Michelobe Ultra is by far the best tasting drink of the year. If you literally want to be in a position to have no worries in the world, pop a cold one by the river while watching Jake and Justin hunt for lost flippy-flops in thundering Guadelupe. It is almost heavenly, I can't freakin wait!!!!

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  2. I love the idea of anchoring up and having the river parties come to us! So instead of taking a chance and POSSIBLY stumbling upon a wild group of college co-eds,a rambunctious pack of bachelorette parties or a desperate herd of cougars trying to preserve their youth, we're guaranteed for them to stumble upon us! And once they've stumbled and they're trying to get back up. That's when you pounce! Let's get 'em boys! I obviously call dibs on the cougars, Justin gets the future brides and I think it's clear Dylan will be handling the ones under the age of 20.

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  3. Dibs on all the young hot studs!! I can't freakin wait!!

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  4. Casey,

    I thought we discussed not posting innapropriate comments on a public forum. I can think of another group that night stumble upon us that you failed to mention. I am sure a few Gays will run into our area as well, but you failed to mention that Brett will be there to satisfy there needs. Lets watch what we say when there is a possibilty that others might be reading this that aren't so familiar with, you know. . . the truth.

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  5. Looks like Brett got there before I could.

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  6. Yeah, we will pretty much dominate the river this year. There more I have thought about it, I've become a huge fan of tying to a tree and just hanging out. Everything will be that much better. I can pee on my own damn tree!

    And answers 1 and 3 on today's poll are equally correct. Anyone who goes with number 2 is just foolish.

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  7. Sign me up, I think Jake and I will enjoy watching the guys try to check all those minnow's as the float by.

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  8. So are we done with baby pictures or taking a break?

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  9. In the river spirit, here is a video of a dude hitting a woman standing on a rapid in the river

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWdmux9m8Zs&feature=related

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