Ever wondered what it's like?
- saves money on hair products
- usually get 1/2 off at the barber
- can blind people I don't like on a sunny day if I get the angle just right
- no problem getting the senior's discount at movie theaters and IHOP
- I have no freaking hair!
- cramps my style when I try to pick up high school girls with Dylan
- accidentally blind people I do like on a sunny day if the angle is just right
- can't wear hats when I first meet people because when I take the hat off, their first response is always a surprised "Oh..."
- one more place to put suncreen
- visors look stupid on me, well scratch that one, visors look stupid on everyone