Today, is Chuck Norris Tribute Day. I will reject any comments that are not Chuck Norris related. Some of my favorite Chuck Norris facts:
1. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.
3. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
5. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.
6. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he just decides what time it is.
8. Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
10. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
11. Chuck Norris loses his virginity every time he has sex.