Austin Powers: No, only sailors wear condoms baby. Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin. Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy buggers. They go from port to port.
"They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!"
damn these booties are comfy
what do you mean I'm getting shipped out tomorrow?
Those are the biggest pair of jugs I have ever seen! Screw cheese, I say milk!
Fire in the hole!
I wonder if my hair will ever grow in?
My fists are clenched because I'm ready to fight anyone who tells me I look like a gay sailor!!! Especially with these booties on!!!
"I'm sellin' weed n***a!!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvjGHNwr1Nc
I need to get these pants taken out a little
ohhh...that s--- is gross
Is your mama a llama?
Insert p*ni$ here!
I think I just crapped my pants, again.
Oh man, I came from where?