I want to be a real boy
Is this rocking chair made of white chocolate? Oh man, I'm going to eat it
the base of the chair used to be straight, but is bowing under the weight of this obese baby!
He takes his hair styling tips from brett! (only brett, justin and robert will get that joke, sorry guys)
Hurry up and grow teeth! I am friggin starving!!!
One day, these 4 teeth will reek havoc on our planets food supply!
My fat feet barely fit in these f---ing shoes!