Friday, May 22, 2009

Open Mic Friday


  1. Justin! What the heck is going on with your downline? We want an update

  2. I've been working from home today and decided to make a video that sums up exactly what it is I do while officing at home.

  3. Just a warning to anyone that talks to Casey on the phone...he keeps track of the hours and will send you a bill. Damn lawyers

  4. Great Movie Quotes:

    "The truth hurts. maybe not as much as jumping on a bycicle with a missing seat, but it hurts."
    -- Naked Gun 2 1/2

    "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" -- Airplane

    "Being an actor's no different from being a rugby player or a construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms that trigger human emotion." -- Tropic Thunder

    "You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the nametage. Your in my world now grandma." -- Happy Gilmore

  5. I have compiled a list of what I think to be the greatest comedies of all time. Please let me know if you think I have left something out because I want to get it right:

    1. Ghostbusters
    2. The Burbs
    3. Anchorman
    4. Old School
    5. Dumb and Dumber
    6. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    7. Blazing Saddles
    8. The Big Lebowski
    9. Groundhog Day
    10. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    11. Caddy Shack
    12. Talladega Nights
    13. Airplane
    14. Animal House
    15. Young Frankenstein
    16. Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
    17. Zoolander
    18. Back to the Future
    19. Superbad
    20. 40 Year Old Virgin
    21. Tropic Thunder
    22. What About Bob
    23. Half Baked
    24. Meet the Parents
    25. Pineapple Express

  6. I just realized I didn't have one Adam Sandler movie on the list...I'll have to fix that.

  7. great Back to the Future really considered a comedy?

  8. Are these in order of greatness?

  9. National Lampoons Vacation:
    Vicky: I go steady and I french kiss.
    Audrey:so everyone does that.
    Vicky: Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best at it.

    Role Models:
    Gayle Sweeny: Well, well, well. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit?
    Wheeler: In what way are we full of shit?
    Danny: Which one of us has the Ph.D?

    The Jerk:
    Navin R. Johnson: He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans.

    Office Space:
    Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
    Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
    Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
    Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
    Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
    Peter Gibbons: Good point.
    Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
    Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
    Lawrence: Well, yeah.
    Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
    Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
    Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
    Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do shit.

  10. That was a few that I thought should be on the list and quotes that justify them being there.

  11. I would say they are haphazardly in order of greatness, and you are right about Back to the Future, it has funny moments but should not be on the list.

    Good additions Casey, I will add all of them but the Jerk...I may need to see it again but I don't remember that movie being that great.

  12. You have my vote for the Jerk. I freaking love that movie. The cans scene you quoted from is hilarious. "He hates these cans!"

  13. I can't believe I (and Casey) forgot Grandma's Boy. IT'S TOP TEN!! It kind of went under the radar so for those who haven't seen it...see it. It's the best Adam Sandler movie ever and he's not even in it!

    "I'm sorry, was that expensive piece?"

  14. Seriously! How could we have forgotten that one?

    Samantha: Alex, I need you to deal with 10 through 15 because those are the real problem levels and...
    Alex: [farts]
    Samantha: Is he sleeping?
    Jeff: Yes, and possibly shitting his pants.

  15. Alright...I had quite a few misses the first time around, but I would say this list is pretty comprehensive:

    1. Ghostbusters
    2. The Burbs
    3. Anchorman
    4. Old School
    5. Grandma's Boy
    6. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    7. Dumb and Dumber
    8. Blazing Saddles
    9. The Big Lebowski
    10. Groundhog Day
    11. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    12. Caddy Shack
    13. Talladega Nights
    14. Airplane
    15. National Lampoon's Animal House
    16. Young Frankenstein
    17. Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
    18. Zoolander
    19. Role Models
    20. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
    21. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
    22. Trading Places
    23. Wedding Crashers
    24. Office Space
    25. Superbad
    26. 40 Year Old Virgin
    27. Tropic Thunder
    28. What About Bob
    29. Half Baked
    30. National Lampoon's Vacation
    31. Meet the Parents
    32. Pineapple Express
    33. Wedding Crashers
    34. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
    35. Young Frankenstein
    36. Bad Santa
    37. Shaun of the Dead
    38. Napoleon Dynamite
    39. Spinal Tap
    40. Beetlejuice
    41. Good Morning, Vietnam
    42. National Lampoon's Vacation
    43. The Princess Bride
    44. The Naked Gun
    45. Monyty Python and the Holy Grail
    46. Rushmore
    47. Wayne's World
    48. The Jerk
    49. Best In Show
    50. Planes, Trains & Automobiles

  16. Was National Lampoon's Vacation so good that it deserved to make the list twice?

  17. Wet Hot American Summer?

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