Lifts are for ADA Access.
Sarah should make a baby to cure her boredom at work.
Most people do not like Cats in Hats and wish it would stop.
A household needs to make at least $500k to be considered rich.
Chuck Norris is cooler than pirates, ninjas, and Navy Seals.
The best movie ever is The Big Lebowski. The worst movie ever is The Postman.
Most people have some form of debt.
Tyra Banks and Oprah/Dr. Phil are both really annoying celebrities.
As it turns out, time travel is possible.
Who knew? Mustaches are creepy.
Only time and beer will tell whether or not Justin will get beat up on the river again this year.
Only 25% of Americans accept personal responsibility.
Jake is bald?
Whataburger is by far the best fast food chain.
Most people believe in Christianity.The US should be more active in the green movement.
We love women!
Obama gets a B.
Most people claim they are aligned with the Libertarian party, which I find hard to believe.
Good of the Justin is more important than the good of the individual and the whole.
Under the right circumstances, Texas would try to leave the Union.
Marijuana should be decriminalized.
Justin is not going to make money with his pyramid scheme and friendship bracelets are a better product anyway.
Our country should always keep our federal budget balanced.
Chuck Norris would win a New Year’s Eve footrace, but Justin’s downline and Jake in a silver jumpsuit would be close behind. Brett would still be at the starting line smoking a cigarette.
Johnny 5 is the best 1980’s movie robot.
We should not bail out California and let them figure it out on their own.
We should send all of our prisoners to Guantanamo, it’s the new Australia.
Nancy is really rad.Most people want a car that runs on poop.
Most people exhibit OCD symptoms by excessive double-checking of things.
Most people with bad eyesight are considering the Lasik procedure if they can gather the courage.
The pharmacist’s actions in Oklahoma were in self-defense and justified.
Donny and The Dude are both great friends.
It would be better to be in a situation where you have to choose to save the life of your dog or a stranger from a huge rolling boulder rather than watch a full episode of The View.
The View is horrible and makes viewers ill.
Jake is going to be rolling naked in money on the Ivory Coast before we know it.
Bluetooth talkers are annoying, not important.
Most people don’t give money to people on the streets either because it’s not the responsible thing to do or simply because they just don’t care.
Brett should quit his job and become a fortune cookie writer, seriously.