I've been thinking about alternative careers for Brett ever since he and Sarah had that interchange about not being sure what job is the perfect fit for them. I've come up with some ideas, in no particular order...
1. Professional blog commentator
2. Bee Keeper
3. Indiana Jones apprentice
4. Casey's live-in personal assistant
5. Odor Tester
6. Fortune Cookie Writer
7. Chimney Sweeper
8. Professional Whistler
9. Furniture Tester
10. Roller coaster Tester
Obviously these all have varying levels of compensation, but I think all are worthy options for Brett to at least try. In fact, I would go as far to say that we should make a comprehensive list of weird and interesting jobs that would fit Brett's personality and then he should quit his job and just start working down the list. If he takes one of the jobs and he doesn't like it then he can just move on to the next. I think it would be awesome.