How about:Zebras and AmeobasStorks and DorksJuice with a Bruce (Lee, Wayne, Springsteen, etc.)GHS Grad with an 80's fadTexas Cities with man tittiesCharacter from The Wire with Tobey McGuire
Pomeranians with crazy Iranians
Brits with the sh*ts
Jake, did you agree to have your likeness used on the onion? http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Rubberband-Needed-R.jpg
That's messed up Casey.
Rhinos with Albinos
keith, you can't deny that he has a significant resemblance to jake!
dude, was that me?
that picture has to be at least 3 months old, that guy can't see sh**
Good point jake!
Mimes with limes.I never know if it's safe to open links posted here. Can y'all please rate any links you post on a scale of 1 to 5?1 - appropriate to open at work5 - you will be arrested if you open this at work
I was going to say that they guy does not have Eagle eye vision for sure. Jake, I guess you look is a success...people copying you.
Good idea Vanessa, but can you adjust it to be on a pH scale?
hmmmm....1 - you will be arrested if you open this at work because of sexual content5 - appropriate to open at work 10 - you will be arrested if you open this at work because of racial stereotypes and slurs
I was thinking more like1 - inappropriate to open at work or anywhere ever because it sucks and is not funny and/or not worth your time5 - appropriate to open at work10 - really funny, nasty, and/or awesome but really inappropriate to open at work because you could be arrested, embarrassed, people could get the wrong idea, you could be stoned, or you could be mentally and physically damaged for the rest of your life
Vanessa, way to go on the Ph scale! I'm impressed! My problem thous is what if it's a porn that uses racial slurs? What do we do then? That's a very combustible product!
Not denying, just think that he looks more like a Brett/Jake love child.
Thanks Casey, and good point. I may have underestimated y'alls inappropriateness. I guess we will have to go with Jake's ph scale no chance of combustion.
If only that were possible. Talk about the opposite of a nemesis, some sort of super breed-super best friend!!!
Casey, I think in that case you would classify it at 5...because 1 and 10 cancel each other out.
VLO - Never underestimate the disappropriateness! pH scales should be the only kind of scale allowed by law.Super-breeding super best friends needs to happen and it needs to be on tv.
Woman drives off 4 story garage and lives...went the wrong way...that's the article...but the funny one is watching the woman in the video. She takes over 2 mins trying to parallel park...its so hard(PH scale 5)http://www.stumbleupon.com/s/#1L6bMK/blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/06/24/woman-drives-off-fourth-story-of-parking-garage-lives//
I'm not sure how chemistry works. I failed high school chemistry, but I'm pretty sure that isn't how ph scales work. I think if I posted a link that had both a rating of 1 and 10 (under V's scale) the computer would just immediately go KABOOOM....
Jake. I'm here! You should be so excited because this is my very FIRST blog comment! Why do you have to put me on the spot like that!? I like being a silent observer :-)
Even though that is posted as Anonymous, I am fairly certain that is actually Heidi (she always puts noses in her smiley faces). So long dogs and pogs, but I am still looking forward to dogs in clogs...
I don't know, I do noses on my smileys too...it could be me ;-p
Jake, I think this calls for a Poll!
But there was not one single misspelled word or crazy grammar error...you're not that good MB3K;) j/k
Emoticons send me into a blind rage!!! STOP!
Well, I put whole bodies on mine. So you know it wasn't me. B^)-E-<
Vanessa, you forgot to say "OHHHHH RABBBBBIESSSSS!" after your Burn on MB3K.
:-0 just for you Casey...no when you are looking at it go oooooooooooooooooooooo
MB3K, Translate this emoticon8==)() U
Casey, I am not inserting anything into your butt
8=====> o:) = :-)...your welcome
So, we're no longer obliged to be family friendly? Well, in that case...You know what you can do with your blog? You can take a flying... [a passing jet liner drowns out all other sound] ...till the handle breaks off and you have to get a doctor to pull it out again!
Casey, is it my imagination or do you have more time to blog now that you are employed?