A few things...
Number 1: Overheard in the office is a great site. If you haven't seen it yet, go check it out. http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/
Number 2: I have a new idea for a website/blog...what if like the above site, people posted funny conversations but instead of it being in the office, it could just be screen shots of their funny iPhone (oh sorry Brett - I mean their handheld mobile devices) text conversations like my example above. It could be great. I'm posting this here because I'm too lazy to do it myself, I can barely get out of bed to post a daily blog on here...much less manage an entirely different website. Feel free to steal the idea.
Number 3: I posted the pictures above to show a chain of events. It started with a text message and ended with Keith standing in a puddle of his own urine after a long night of drinking. I guess technically it's not really a chain of events because there are only two pictures. If I added another picture of us at the Melvin drinking a tank then it would be a chain. Right now it's just two pictures that may or may not be related. Or perhaps it's cause and effect. Through my awesome texting abilities, I convinced Keith to go out and as a result he pissed himself.