In honor of Heidi's first comment on the blog, I thought we should have a make-up Hypothetical Hump Day since yesterday was consumed with me angrily posting dogs and pogs.
And for those of you out there reading this and not commenting like Heidi used to do, let that be a lesson to you. I have 50 different rhyming picture punishments that I could unleash on you at anytime. So add yourself to the Members list on the left and post a comment every now and then - we want to hear from you. Especially Brett, he's been really lonely ever since quitting his job to become a professional fortune cookie writer. Turns out that is a really competitive market and he doesn't have the right background.
So moving on...Hypothetical Day After Hump Day: "Man or Dog"
Imagine that you and your faithful dog (assume it is not the same one from the cave, you got a new dog and got rid of that other stupid dog that was always wandering into caves with strangers and putting you in bad situations) are taking a vacation in Peru. You are looking forward to some rest, relaxation, and the chance to experience a new culture and terrain. You decide to hire a pilot to fly you around the area for sightseeing. He takes you and your dog up in a small airplane and the views are incredible. As you are flying over the Andes mountains the plane starts to sputter, the engines give out, and "speaking of tailspin," your plane spirals downwards and crashes into the mountains. You wake up in the debris of the plane to find the pilot and your dog dead. Your leg is injured, you can't walk, you are in the middle of a remote part of Peru in the mountains which are covered with snow, it's freakin' cold, you have no food, but you do have a knife and stuff to make a fire with. After a week without food or signs of rescue, you are starving and feeling hopeless. With your mouth watering you look over at your dead dog and pilot and decide it's time to make a tough decision, probably the toughest decision you have ever or will ever have to make....
A. Eat your dog
B. Eat the pilot
C. Starve to death
D. Try crawling out of the mountains and freeze to death